Kestrel
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Post by Kestrel on Feb 19, 2013 2:08:09 GMT
Why do I get recoil damage? T_T
I kick the gazebo while screaming "lackadaisically insouciant chicanery" SLOWLY.
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Freih
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Post by Freih on Feb 19, 2013 2:34:23 GMT
I take a rope, tie one end around my hand as if to hang myself, then tie the other end to the gazebo, and start singing "La-la-la-la-la-la-..." until I can.
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Post by Liar Game on Feb 19, 2013 2:38:14 GMT
Why do I get recoil damage? T_T I kick the gazebo while screaming "lackadaisically insouciant chicanery" SLOWLY. You scream and kick the gazebo... in SLOW MOTION!!!...the ...gazebo... spins... ...slowly ...around ... ... ...and stops. ...in other news, your slow motion kick didn't make it far. You escaped damage and resumed with another kick. How you can jump that high is anyone's guess, but there have been whispers of black-market trading of Boots of Striding and Springing... And monk(ey)s can jump.
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Post by Liar Game on Feb 19, 2013 2:40:33 GMT
(and I missed this : I take a rope, tie one end around my hand as if to hang myself, then tie the other end to the gazebo, and start singing "La-la-la-la-la-la-..." until I can. You take a rope, tie it to your... hand? and tie the other end to the gazebo. Singing "La" over and over causes the gazebo to spin, wrapping the rope up and dragging you along. You neither hang yourself nor cause anything else to happen.
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Kestrel
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Post by Kestrel on Feb 19, 2013 2:50:09 GMT
I tap the placebo with a... magical umbrella. >.>
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Post by Liar Game on Feb 19, 2013 2:54:04 GMT
I tap the placebo with a... magical umbrella. >.> ...the placebo. You... tap it with a magical umbrella? An attendant takes away your placebo and gives you your medicine instead. Obviously those weren't working.
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Kestrel
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Post by Kestrel on Feb 19, 2013 2:57:26 GMT
I tap the gazebo with a... magical umbrella. >.>
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Post by Liar Game on Feb 19, 2013 3:00:07 GMT
I tap the gazebo with a... magical umbrella. >.> ...okay. You take an umbrella from the stand where you came in and test to make sure it's magic by opening and closing it (see that dust? that's fairy dust). You tap the gazebo with it. ...nothing happens.
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Kestrel
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Post by Kestrel on Feb 19, 2013 3:03:29 GMT
I apparate. Inside. The. Slot. Machine.
p0,~j7=ZVnc)x+7&pKq#Q7Zn1
Totally what that means, right? XD
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Post by Alydar on Feb 19, 2013 3:15:37 GMT
I apparate. Inside. The. Slot. Machine. p0,~j7=ZVnc)x+7&pKq#Q7Zn1 ... ... ... ... ... ... ... After listening to the recorded message playing over and over, messing up at the same spot, Alydar takes the player and kicks it. He repeats this action until things begin to make sense. "Zn1- n1- apparate app-p-p-p-p-ppppp. ... I appar[*kss*] inside the Slot Machine. Aly is the god of jellies. Poke him with a stick." Alydar frowns and kicks the player again. She says ow and rubs her shin.
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Freih
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Post by Freih on Feb 19, 2013 4:10:00 GMT
I write hand instead of head... Kestrel - placebo instead of gazebo... Too many typos. Anyway, this time I do tie the rope to my head and the gazebo, and start singing La-la-la. PS: I was just about to make another typo and sing Le-le-le instead .
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Post by Liar Game on Feb 19, 2013 16:44:58 GMT
Anyway, this time I do tie the rope to my head and the gazebo, and start singing La-la-la. Well, a similar thing happens. You tie the rope to your head and gazebo and start singing "La" over and over again. As the rope wraps around the gazebo, eventually it begins choking you. Of course, at that point, you can't breathe, so you stop singing. It begins to unwind, giving you a chance to breathe. If you're still conscious, I suppose you could repeat the process until you do fall unconscious? However... you wouldn't die. Once unconscious, you'd begin breathing, whether you're trying to kill yourself or not. (For the record, if someone else were to start singing "La" over and over, to make the hanging happen, one of the attendants would cut the rope. We don't like murder or suicide on the premises. )
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Freih
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Post by Freih on Feb 19, 2013 19:37:24 GMT
(For the record, if someone else were to start singing "La" over and over, to make the hanging happen, one of the attendants would cut the rope. We don't like murder or suicide on the premises. ) I want to see that happen . So I take out my mobile phone and record myself singing La-la-la... I take a rope with a thin isolated tube filled with fluorine gas going through it (yes, I do have one ). Tie one of its ends to my head, the other to the gazebo, and play the recording.
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Kestrel
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Post by Kestrel on Feb 19, 2013 23:58:58 GMT
Kestrel helps sing "LA LA LA" at the top of her lungs, while deciding that the current ... attempted-hanging is the perfect time to poke the circular LGT emblem with vine-like golden inlays branching out to the sides.
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Post by Liar Game on Feb 20, 2013 1:40:35 GMT
So I take out my mobile phone and record myself singing La-la-la... I take a rope with a thin isolated tube filled with fluorine gas going through it (yes, I do have one ). Tie one of its ends to my head, the other to the gazebo, and play the recording. Kestrel helps sing "LA LA LA" at the top of her lungs, while deciding that the current ... attempted-hanging is the perfect time to poke the circular LGT emblem with vine-like golden inlays branching out to the sides. I'll do these together, if that's fine with you. For some reason, you believe you have fluorine gas going through your rope. Well, Freih ties it around his head and gazebo, does the recording thing, and Kestrel helps out by singing. Meanwhile, one attendant walks up and stops and erases the recording while another cuts the rope (you have no fluorine gas inside... >.>). The first one then goes to whack Kestrel in the head. Meanwhile, Kestrel pokes the circular LGT emblem with vine-like golden inlays on the front of the Slot Machine. Nothing appears to happen... (guys, can we get away from the murder/suicide plots and to actual inspection? Thanks... :
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