Man With No Gain

[Alydar]

Man With No Gain (to the tune of America's A Horse With No Name)

Oh, the first round I was flipper,
I was choosing all so blind.
There were rows and rows and all those cards,
Just to pick just two was hard.
The first one I flipped, had the name of 10k,
And I thought, I could win.
The second card, oh the name was Freih.
So I walked back with nothing.

I've picked all these cards but I'm a man with no gain,
I thought maybe I'd see the next day.
Is this rigged? I can't remember, but Iain,
Man, you can't let up, not even today.
Haa, haa, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, haa, ha.
Haa, haa, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, haa, ha.

Then another, on a round with a rhyme,
I picked again for 10k,
Then a second, still no match this time,
Should have saved it for another day.
But I got a song, just for lasting so long.
So maybe it was okay.

You see, I've picked all these cards but I'm a man with no gain,
I thought maybe I'd see the next day.
Is this rigged? I can't remember, but Iain,
Man, you can't let up, not even today.
Aha, haa, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, haa, ha.
Aha, haa, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, haa, ha.

After three tries, I just had to admit,
I was just really bad at it.
Cards were flipped and flipped, and those were mine,
Only two more left to find.
This battle of memory is taking me down,
But I haven't given up yet.
Even these two cards, is a life for my own,
And I'll take all that I can get.

You see, I've picked all these cards, but I'm a man with no gain,
But maybe I'll get them next day.
Is this rigged? I can't recall, but Iain,
Maybe you won't win, even playing this way.

Aha, haa, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, haa, ha.
Aha, haa, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, haa, ha.
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