Post by Forli on May 29, 2012 4:06:04 GMT
Three out of six players drop their votes in their bins and sit back, ready to wait for the attendants to come and ignore the empty headed players. Only that this time... there's something different.
Wait. Is that...
Oh god.
ShadowFire, Kokuryu and MarkQuestion suddenly open their eyes, finally having fire on them, and start screaming in an ancient and forgotten language. Their faces are full of life. They're BURNING for the chance to rampage their way to victory.
"Yes."
They are BURNING for the chance of redemption. They want to take away all that shame, they want to utterly destroy all of those morons who looked down on them while they were having their happy time! They are ready to motherfucking RUMBLE!
"YES."
With a confident grin and spiral energy in their hands, they take the pencils and write their numbers down with a cold certainty. They stand up all at once and JUMP towards their own bins, doing a hellish slam dunk on them with their votes. They growl, yell and hit their chests in honor to their neverending manliness. They punch some attendants just for the heck of it. And finally, they sit down and spit on the ground. Holy fuck.
"YEEEEEEEEESSS!"
A huge explosion. A wall collapsing. A giant goddamn pirate ship on fire coming through it. And of course, on top of it, laughing histerically, stands Forli, the most awesome dealer ever witnessed by human beings. Hundreds die.
"Now we're talking, mortals! NOW WE'RE TALKING!"
He throws a swarm of lightsabers at amazing speeds straight to the bins, tearing them open and revealing their content. He jumps off his pirate ship and makes the papers and restriction chips fly to him (using his mental powers, of course) and assimilates them inside of his body. And then, after a few seconds of silence, results are written in the air with the blood of a thousands virgins.
ShadowFire has casted a vote of 33 but he is restricted by Morte!
10k has casted a vote of 46.
Morte has casted a vote of 12 but he is restricted by Iain7!
Kokuryu has casted a vote of 0 and he is restricted by ShadowFire, though it changes nothing!
Iain7 has casted a vote of 42.
MarkQuestion has casted a vote of 51 but he is restricted by Morte!
And therefore, 10k and Iain7 decide the winner by themselves! 88 divided by 6 gives us 84 with a remainder of 4. Which means that, YET AGAIN, Iain7 comes out as the victor! Impressive!
The scoreboard updates:
0. ShadowFire (4 + 1) – 0 points
1. 10k (1) – 0 points
2. Morte (2 + 1 + 1) – 0 points
3. Kokuryu (5 + 1 + 1 + 1) – 0 points
4. Iain7 (7 + 3 gold chips) – 3 points
5. MarkQuestion (6 + 2 + 1 + 1 gold chip) – 1 point
Round 6 will end in 47 hours from this post. Keep up the activity!
Wait. Is that...
Oh god.
ShadowFire, Kokuryu and MarkQuestion suddenly open their eyes, finally having fire on them, and start screaming in an ancient and forgotten language. Their faces are full of life. They're BURNING for the chance to rampage their way to victory.
"Yes."
They are BURNING for the chance of redemption. They want to take away all that shame, they want to utterly destroy all of those morons who looked down on them while they were having their happy time! They are ready to motherfucking RUMBLE!
"YES."
With a confident grin and spiral energy in their hands, they take the pencils and write their numbers down with a cold certainty. They stand up all at once and JUMP towards their own bins, doing a hellish slam dunk on them with their votes. They growl, yell and hit their chests in honor to their neverending manliness. They punch some attendants just for the heck of it. And finally, they sit down and spit on the ground. Holy fuck.
"YEEEEEEEEESSS!"
A huge explosion. A wall collapsing. A giant goddamn pirate ship on fire coming through it. And of course, on top of it, laughing histerically, stands Forli, the most awesome dealer ever witnessed by human beings. Hundreds die.
"Now we're talking, mortals! NOW WE'RE TALKING!"
He throws a swarm of lightsabers at amazing speeds straight to the bins, tearing them open and revealing their content. He jumps off his pirate ship and makes the papers and restriction chips fly to him (using his mental powers, of course) and assimilates them inside of his body. And then, after a few seconds of silence, results are written in the air with the blood of a thousands virgins.
ShadowFire has casted a vote of 33 but he is restricted by Morte!
10k has casted a vote of 46.
Morte has casted a vote of 12 but he is restricted by Iain7!
Kokuryu has casted a vote of 0 and he is restricted by ShadowFire, though it changes nothing!
Iain7 has casted a vote of 42.
MarkQuestion has casted a vote of 51 but he is restricted by Morte!
And therefore, 10k and Iain7 decide the winner by themselves! 88 divided by 6 gives us 84 with a remainder of 4. Which means that, YET AGAIN, Iain7 comes out as the victor! Impressive!
The scoreboard updates:
0. ShadowFire (4 + 1) – 0 points
1. 10k (1) – 0 points
2. Morte (2 + 1 + 1) – 0 points
3. Kokuryu (5 + 1 + 1 + 1) – 0 points
4. Iain7 (7 + 3 gold chips) – 3 points
5. MarkQuestion (6 + 2 + 1 + 1 gold chip) – 1 point
Round 6 will end in 47 hours from this post. Keep up the activity!