Post by Forli on May 27, 2012 5:20:25 GMT
Once again, half the players are just sitting there, drooling and spacing out. Life's good, huh? Well, not so much since they'll probably get a huge debt out of their laziness.
This time, players don't need to warn the attendants. After a few hours, they understand that the brainless idiots won't get back to their senses any time soon, so they call the round off.
With utter disappointment, they tally up the three votes. After a few minutes, they send a donkey to the playing area with the results written on its dirty back quarters.
Also, it seems that dealers decided to write the results in l337 5p34k to annoy the players. Which is kinda stupid if you think about it. After all, the only players that will be able to read this are those who aren't suffering from brain damage and therefore did nothing to deserve being annoyed. But hey, it's not like they care. And you guys don't mind that, right? Of course you don't.
The donkey dies. Poor thing was dehydrated. You wonder why the Casino had a donkey in such a state. In fact, you wonder why they had a donkey at all.
The scoreboard updates:
0. ShadowFire (5) – 0 points
1. 10k (1) – 0 points
2. Morte (4 + 1) – 0 points
3. Kokuryu (5 + 1 + 1) – 0 points
4. Iain7 (7 + 2 gold chips) – 2 points
5. MarkQuestion (6 + 2 + 1 gold chip) – 1 point
The donkey dies again. What a sad event.
Round 5 will end in 46 hours from this point.
This time, players don't need to warn the attendants. After a few hours, they understand that the brainless idiots won't get back to their senses any time soon, so they call the round off.
With utter disappointment, they tally up the three votes. After a few minutes, they send a donkey to the playing area with the results written on its dirty back quarters.
Also, it seems that dealers decided to write the results in l337 5p34k to annoy the players. Which is kinda stupid if you think about it. After all, the only players that will be able to read this are those who aren't suffering from brain damage and therefore did nothing to deserve being annoyed. But hey, it's not like they care. And you guys don't mind that, right? Of course you don't.
5H4D0WF1R3 D1DN'T V0T3.
T3N K V0T3D 78 4ND R35TR1CT3D M4RKQU35T10N.
M0RT3 V0T3D 66.
K0KURYU D1DNT V0T3.
141N7 V0T3D 52.
M4RKQU35T10N D1DNT V0T3.
78+66+52= 196 / 6 = 192, 4 R3M41ND3R. 141N7 W1N5 4G41N. H00R4Y.
T3N K V0T3D 78 4ND R35TR1CT3D M4RKQU35T10N.
M0RT3 V0T3D 66.
K0KURYU D1DNT V0T3.
141N7 V0T3D 52.
M4RKQU35T10N D1DNT V0T3.
78+66+52= 196 / 6 = 192, 4 R3M41ND3R. 141N7 W1N5 4G41N. H00R4Y.
The donkey dies. Poor thing was dehydrated. You wonder why the Casino had a donkey in such a state. In fact, you wonder why they had a donkey at all.
The scoreboard updates:
0. ShadowFire (5) – 0 points
1. 10k (1) – 0 points
2. Morte (4 + 1) – 0 points
3. Kokuryu (5 + 1 + 1) – 0 points
4. Iain7 (7 + 2 gold chips) – 2 points
5. MarkQuestion (6 + 2 + 1 gold chip) – 1 point
The donkey dies again. What a sad event.
Round 5 will end in 46 hours from this point.