Kestrel
Gambler #02
202 Poker Chips
Posts: 47
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Post by Kestrel on Feb 28, 2013 3:33:14 GMT
I'm just here to apply for a free Alydar-themed LGT toaster.
Please deliver to my messenger kestrel.
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Post by Cyrus on Feb 28, 2013 3:58:40 GMT
Yeah, where is the form I have to fill out for that?
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Post by Alydar on Feb 28, 2013 5:15:32 GMT
For you poor souls who never received said PM-ad and are confused, count yourself lucky AND confused! That's two for the price of one! "Ding, ding, ding! Congratulations! You've won a *FREE* 12-hour warning! Act fast, and you can even earn a chance to place a vote for our daily bidding! Don't delay, don't wait, or you'll miss this once-in-a-lifetime chance! Application forms are here, here, and here! Again, you don't want to miss out! Order now, and we'll even throw in a *FREE* (that's right, FREE!!!) complimentary toaster! That's right! Your very own Alydar-themed, LGT-Casino print toaster for your home! And to make matters even better, shipping is *FREE*! That's right, you heard me! That's FREE, with a capital everything! Act fast while the offer still stands!" Disclaimer: Handling costs still apply, to be disclosed upon purchase. The white ink on the application forms applies to all who fill it out. Complimentary toaster does not come with a warranty and is not guaranteed to not explode, combust, burst into flames, throw knives across the room, melt into acid, grow sentient and lock you in a cage, or dispense money. Liar Game Corporation (R) is not held liable for any injury, whether intentional or unintentional that occurs from use, misuse, or lack of use of any of our products. Flying squirrels with mini-bazookas may or may not be included in packaging. They like the peanuts. We've tried to dissuade them. It didn't end well. We suggest you leave them alone. Have a nice day. By reading this disclaimer, you agree to forfeit your soul and the sum of fifty million yen to the Liar Game Corporation. We hope you understand the need in these hard times.
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Post by 10k on Feb 28, 2013 8:28:42 GMT
I'll throw in a a loaf of bread for Kestrel as condolences on her unfortunate defeat.
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Kestrel
Gambler #02
202 Poker Chips
Posts: 47
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Post by Kestrel on Mar 6, 2013 8:43:01 GMT
Awesome.
Can it be garlic bread? :/
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Post by 10k on Mar 6, 2013 19:11:47 GMT
Why garlic?
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Post by Alydar on Mar 6, 2013 19:48:26 GMT
Hmm. Get me a loaf of banana bread while you're at it. Or blueberry. Or lemon cranberry. Or orange pumpkin. Or apple scroll. Or Irish soda. Or... dangit. Now you've got me thinking about bread!!! *makes a note to get some whenever he can*
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Kestrel
Gambler #02
202 Poker Chips
Posts: 47
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Post by Kestrel on Mar 7, 2013 4:08:45 GMT
I NEED GARLIC.
VAMPIRES.
ARE.
HORRIBLE.
(especially when hybridized with fairies)
What about Irish Alydar-themed Cranberry Garlic bread? Is there even such a thing?
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Post by 10k on Mar 9, 2013 1:51:04 GMT
Where is my clairvoyance.
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Post by 10k on Mar 10, 2013 0:07:49 GMT
MY DIVINE WILL SHALL PREVAIL. I WILL FLIP A PAIR!
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Post by Cyrus on Mar 10, 2013 19:39:01 GMT
I hope you don't mind if I steal that prediction of yours. Not only will I flip a pair, but it will be the pair that you searched for in vain! Ahaha!
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Post by 10k on Mar 10, 2013 22:53:19 GMT
No...NO!
MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS
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Kestrel
Gambler #02
202 Poker Chips
Posts: 47
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Post by Kestrel on Mar 11, 2013 2:30:17 GMT
Do you guys think that we can get Alydar to sing the songs and post them on Youtube?
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Post by Cyrus on Mar 11, 2013 2:38:28 GMT
I had a brief, hilarious image of a terribly edited musical version of this with each of us singing our own parts. Then I realized I like that idea better, Kestrel. I imagine the LGT already has plenty of masks lying around.... A one man show sounds completely plausible and awesome. Go for it, Aly!
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Post by 10k on Mar 11, 2013 10:35:20 GMT
And so the game concluded. This should be the first alliance game for a bunch of you. Did everyone enjoy the experience or have a comment or two they wanted to make?
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